HANDY ARABIC PHRASES
few handy Arabic phrases translated to English -- in case
you're ever kidnapped by terrorists.
AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOFTAN.= Thank you for showing me
your marvelous gun.
FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT RAEH GUSH DIVAR.= I am delighted
to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor
with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
SHOMAEH FIKR TAMOMEH GEH GOFTEK BANDE.= I agree with everything
you have ever said or thought in your life.
AUTO ARRAREGH DVATEMAN MAMO SEPAHEH-HAST.= It is exceptionally
kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMA
RAJEBEH KESHAVAREHMAN.= If you will do me the kindness of
not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate
by betraying my country in public.
KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEII AMRKAHEY.= I will tell you
the names and addresses of many American spies travelling
BALLI, BALLI, BALLI!= Whatever you say!
MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH, GORBAN.= The red blindfold would
be lovely, excellency.
TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE GOYAST INO BERGERAM.=
The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you.
I must have the recipe.
BA BODENEH SHEERELL TEEGZ.= Truly, I would rather be a hostage
to your greatly esteemed self than to spend a fortnight
upon the person of Cheryl Tiegs.