GEORGE BUSH GOES TO HELL
day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You
are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely
have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought
that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first
it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept
diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said.
"I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long."
devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon
with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No,
I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented
devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton,
lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and
his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was
Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this
in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free
you, I'm here all day!!