George
W Bush, Dick Cheney and Bush's mama, Barbara, are having
a holiday at the North Pole. George W weighs ... Well, we
know how light he is. Cheney weighs so much, and Miss Barbara,
well, we won't mention a lady's weight. One day, the three
of them are having a trip on a sleigh.
Suddenly, they see a polar bear behind them. Quickly, they
throw out all the luggage behind them, but this doesn't
help: the bear comes closer.
They realize that one of the three will have to sacrifice
himself or herself so that the two others will be able to
escape.
"You should do it", George W. says to Cheney,
"The bear will need more time to eat you then to eat
me. We can't expect Mama, here, to fight the bear."
"I guess you're right", Cheney says. As he jumps
out of the sleigh, he shouts, "For the G-O-P!"
and gets killed by the bear.
"Thank God for my brains", George W. says, smirks.
But, the bear reopens the chase.
"Now it's your time, mama", George W. says. "Your
weight is bigger than mine and a good mama sacrifices herself
for her children."
"George!" G. W's mama says.
G.W. stands his ground, rather stares back, coolly, and
very hard.
His mama shakes every hair of her white head, the color
that George W. told us he put there. "I guess you're
right", she says, and she also jumps out and gets killed.
"Thank God for my brains", George W. giggles.
But still the bear won't stop hunting the sleigh. George
W. really gets mad, and he shouts out: "You stupid
animal!! Just wait a minute!! I'll take my gun and I'll
blow you to pieces!!"
