middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death
experience. During that experience she sees God and asks
if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another
30-40 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital
and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation,
and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change
her hair colour. She figures that since she's got another
30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it.
She walks out the hospital after the last operation and
is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought
you said I had another 30-40 years?"
God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."