The
head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so
he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon
agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive
me, for I just gave a guy a blow job."
He says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at the
sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins
on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to
ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow
job.
What's a penis worth? $795,000, according to a court
ruling.
The court in Bucharest, Romania, ordered a doctor to pay that amount
in compensation after surgery that went horribly wrong.
The Romanian surgeon was ordered to hand over the money to a patient
whose penis he accidentally severed during a botched operation.
The court was told that in July 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu made a surgical
error while operating on the man's testicles, severing the penis instead
of making an incision to the testicle.