head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so
he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon
agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive
me, for I just gave a guy a blow job."
He says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at the
sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins
on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to
ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow
The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."