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HAVING
AN AFFAIR...ALMOST
A
married man goes to confessional and says to the priest,
"Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."
"What do you mean almost?" question the priest.
"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then
I stopped."
"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in,"
explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman
again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor
box."
The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then
walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then
decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man
and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money
in the poor box!"
"Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you
said, it's the same as putting it in!"
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