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CLERICS
IN CAR ACCIDENT
A
rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad
one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither
of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're
a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing
left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God
must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This
must be a sign from God." The rabbi continues, "And
look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished but this bottle of Morgen David wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees,
takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the
rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the
cap on, and hands it back to the priest.
The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the
police."
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