old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when
they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big
sign posted that says, "Covert to Catholicism and get
One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign.
His friend turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going
"Abe," replies Murray, "I'm thinking of doing
it." Abe says, "What are you, crazy?"
Murray thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going
to do it." With that, Murray strides purposefully into
the church and comes out twenty minutes later with his head
bowed. "So," asks Abe, "did you get your
Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people