LEADS THE ISRAELITES
year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned
in Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses
behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites
out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers
build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across
safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters
for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge
and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught
you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher
did, you'd never believe it!"