priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that
they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses,
The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their
"tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop
dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking
straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare and
when she passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning,
Father" - "Good morning, Father," nodding
and addressing each of them individually, then passed on
They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize
them as priests?
The next day they went back to the store, bought even more
outrageous outfits-these were so loud, you could hear them
before you even saw them-and again settled on the beach
in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc.
After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string
bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They
were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about
to pop out of their heads.)
Again, she approached them and greeted them individually:
"Good morning, Father," "Good morning Father,"
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it and said. "Just
a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of
it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?"
"Oh, Father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Angela!"