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MORMON COUNTRY

You Know You Are In Mormon Country If:

  • You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever"

  • When you shop on Sunday, you post date your check.

  • You were an aunt or uncle before the age of three.

  • Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.

  • Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.

  • You consider "dam" a swear word.

  • You consider peanut butter on the seats of your car an accessory.

  • Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.

  • You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night football.

  • Your kids belive the deer hunt is a national holiday.

  • You drink caffinated coke from a brown paper bag.

  • You consider a temple reccommend a credit reference.

  • At least two of your salad bowls are at the home of neighbors.

  • There is a similarity between ward basketball and the L.A. riots.

  • You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.

  • You negotiate prices at garage sales.

  • You think women should stop having kids at 34 because 35 is just too many.

  • You can make jello salad without a recipe.

  • You heard about BYU football in testimony meeting.

  • You have two gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times.

  • Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.

  • A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.
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