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101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
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MORMON
COUNTRY
You
Know You Are In Mormon Country If:
You have a bumper sticker that says "Families
are Forever"
When you shop on Sunday, you post date your check.
You were an aunt or uncle before the age of three.
Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.
Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night
out.
You consider "dam" a swear word.
You consider peanut butter on the seats of your
car an accessory.
Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.
You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night football.
Your kids belive the deer hunt is a national holiday.
You drink caffinated coke from a brown paper bag.
You consider a temple reccommend a credit reference.
At least two of your salad bowls are at the home
of neighbors.
There is a similarity between ward basketball and
the L.A. riots.
You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
You negotiate prices at garage sales.
You think women should stop having kids at 34 because
35 is just too many.
You can make jello salad without a recipe.
You heard about BYU football in testimony meeting.
You have two gallons of ice cream in the freezer
at all times.
Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards
for president in the last election.
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