Religious jokes - You Know You're in Mormon Country if...

MORMON COUNTRY

You Know You Are In Mormon Country If:

You have a bumper sticker that says "Families are Forever"

When you shop on Sunday, you post date your check.

You were an aunt or uncle before the age of three.

Your spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding.

Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.

You consider "dam" a swear word.

You consider peanut butter on the seats of your car an accessory.

Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.

You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night football.

Your kids belive the deer hunt is a national holiday.

You drink caffinated coke from a brown paper bag.

You consider a temple reccommend a credit reference.

At least two of your salad bowls are at the home of neighbors.

There is a similarity between ward basketball and the L.A. riots.

You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.

You negotiate prices at garage sales.

You think women should stop having kids at 34 because 35 is just too many.

You can make jello salad without a recipe.

You heard about BYU football in testimony meeting.

You have two gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times.

Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.

A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.

< - Previous Joke | Next Religious Joke - >

Back to Index

Send This Page to a Friend

Guaranteed to Amaze and Amuse You
US Financial Meltdown	Hot Cup Holder	Cool Biker - Oooops	BIG BIG Smile	Bad Parenting

Teddy catches thief red-handed

A forensic science graduate caught a care assistant thieving from her sick grandmother - with the help of a camera hidden inside a teddy bear.

Emma Sampson, 21, set out to nab the thief after her grandmother, 75-year-old Thelma Sampson, noticed that money was missing from her home in Walton, Liverpool, England.

The forensic science graduate cleverly put her science skills to work and called in the help of teddy and a hidden camera.

Emma and her dad Robert devised the scheme after his mom Thelma, who has end stage leukemia, noticed £40 had gone missing from her purse.

Read More

Funny Quote of the Day