IN THE BIBLE
preacher was telling his congregation that anything they
could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the
Bible. The entirety of the human experience could be found
there, without exception.
After the service, the preacher was approached by a woman
who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere
and that he would look it up.
The following week, after service, the preacher called the
woman aside and showed her a passage which read ...
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."