Superior: "Sister Maria, if you were walking through
town at night, and were accosted by a man with bad intentions,
what would you do?"
"I would lift my habit, Mother Superior."
Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"
Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his trousers."
Mother Superior (even more shocked): "And what then?"
Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster
with my habit up than he can with his trousers down."