nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized
halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping
that someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail.
Soon the camel died.
After several days, they agreed they were not going to be
rescued. They prayed a lot and discussed their predicament.
Finally the priest said to the nun, "you know Sister,
I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've
wanted here on Earth - to see a woman naked. Would you mind
taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"
The nun agreed, and as she was doing so, she remarked, "well
Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man
naked either. Would you mind taking off your clothes too?"
After a little hesitation the priest also stripped. Suddenly
the nun exclaimed, "Father! What's that little thing
hanging between your legs?"
The priest patiently answered, "that my child is a
gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates new life."
"Well," responded the nun, "forget about
me. Stick it in the camel."