BOND'S HEAVENLY MISSION
sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't
hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls
The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin
Mary speaking." M asks her if Bond has reached there
yet. She replies that he hasn't.
M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again. "Virgin
Mary speaking," comes the response. "Is James
there yet?" asks M. Again the answer is no.
M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few
more hours and then calls heaven back again.
"Hello, Mary speaking