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101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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MOTHER AND FATHER OF JESUS

A pastor was addressing the children during the Christmas service. "Who is the mother of Jesus?" he asked them.

Without hesitation, dozens of tiny voices chorused back "Mary."

"That's right. Now who can tell me who is the father of Jesus?"

There was quiet and fidgeting. After all, no one had told them there was going to be a quiz. Then a young girl spoke up. With assurance, she boldly announced: "I know. It's Virg."

After two more seconds of silcne the entire community erupted in laughter. Of course - we all know it was Virg an' Mary.

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