AND FATHER OF JESUS
pastor was addressing the children during the Christmas
service. "Who is the mother of Jesus?" he asked
Without hesitation, dozens of tiny voices chorused back
"That's right. Now who can tell me who is the father
There was quiet and fidgeting. After all, no one had told
them there was going to be a quiz. Then a young girl spoke
up. With assurance, she boldly announced: "I know.
After two more seconds of silcne the entire community erupted
in laughter. Of course - we all know it was Virg an' Mary.