nun is driving the convent's car through some very lonely
countryside. The car stops and she notices there is no gasl
left in the tank. So she walks to the nearest gas station.
Being a nun and a little unworldly, she forgets to take
along the can. The nice man at the filling station has no
can either, so he hands her a chamber pot full of gas.
The nun walks back to her car and starts pouring the gas
into the tank. A bypassing car stops, and the driver looks
out at the nun and says: "Sister, I wish I had your