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101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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OUT OF GAS

A nun is driving the convent's car through some very lonely countryside. The car stops and she notices there is no gasl left in the tank. So she walks to the nearest gas station.

Being a nun and a little unworldly, she forgets to take along the can. The nice man at the filling station has no can either, so he hands her a chamber pot full of gas.

The nun walks back to her car and starts pouring the gas into the tank. A bypassing car stops, and the driver looks out at the nun and says: "Sister, I wish I had your faith."

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