I GROW UP
Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in
fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila says: "when I grow up, I want to be prostitute!"
Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barks: "what
in the name of God did you say?"
"A prostitute," Sheila repeats.
Sister Catherine breathes a sign of relief and says: "thank
God! I thought you said a Protestant."