WHEN I GROW UP

Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Sheila says: "when I grow up, I want to be prostitute!"

Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barks: "what in the name of God did you say?"

"A prostitute," Sheila repeats.

Sister Catherine breathes a sign of relief and says: "thank God! I thought you said a Protestant."