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101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
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RELIGIOUS
ONE-LINERS
What
kind of fun does a priest have?
Nun.
What is the definition of something suspicious?
A nun doing press-ups in the cucumber field.
What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a
jehovah's witness?
Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go
to hell.
What do you get when you cross a Mafia soldier with a jehovah's
witness?
Lots of converts.
Who was the first computer operator in the bible?
Eve, she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some
cannibals their first taste of religion?
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