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AT
SUNDAY SCHOOL
Little
April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually
she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her
while she was napping, "Tell me April, who created
the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny,
a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed
her in the rear.
"GOD
ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very
good" and April fell back asleep.
A
while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord
and Saviour." But, April didn't even stir from her
slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck
her again.
"JESUS
CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very
good," and April fell back asleep.
Then
the teacher asked April a third question. "What did
Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This
time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT
THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK
IT UP YOU'RE AR*E!"
...The
teacher fainted!
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