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POPULATING
THE EARTH
After
a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is
time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating
the earth so I want you to kiss her."
Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?"
So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve
by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank
you Lord, that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might
enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve."
And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again
gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush
with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said,
"'Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And
the Lord said, "'You've done well Adam. And now I want
you to make love to Eve."
And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So
the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again
to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two
seconds.
And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"
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