Aug. 1, 2005 -- Mission Control,
Houston, awakens the Space Shuttle Discovery crew for
a busy day of transferring cargo from the Raffaello
cargo carrier to the International Space Station. The
video clip includes an Earth observation view of the
Nile delta and views of the docked Shuttle/Station complex.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It
only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful
house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was
all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you
get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by
the time she brings it to the couch.