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KISS
AND SLAP
A
young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find
no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle
from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the
young tech are interested in each because they are giving
each other "looks." Soon the train passes into
a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the
smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a
slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit
there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very
brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm
glad she slapped him." The General manager is setting
there thinking: "I didn't know the young tech was brave
enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed
him when she slapped and hit me!" The young woman was
sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the guy kissed me,
but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" The
young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face.
He thought to himself: "Life at Boeing is good. How
often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl
and slap his General manager all at the same time!!!!!
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