DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE

1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
   
   
2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
   
   
3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
   
   
4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
   
   
5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
   
   
6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
   
   
7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
   
   
8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
   
   
9. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
   
   
10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
    
    
11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
    
    
12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.