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101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
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WHERE
YOUR PAYCHECK GOES
| Gross
pay |
$1222.02 |
| Income
Tax |
244.40 |
| Outgo
Tax |
45.21 |
| State
Tax |
11.61 |
| Interstate
Tax |
61.10 |
| County
Tax |
6.11 |
| City
Tax |
12.22 |
| Rural
Tax |
4.44 |
| Back
Tax |
1.11 |
| Front
Tax |
1.16 |
| Side
Tax |
1.61 |
| Up
Tax |
2.22 |
| Down
Tax |
1.11 |
| Tic-Tacs |
1.98 |
| Thumbtacks |
3.93 |
| Carpet
Tacks |
0.98 |
| Stadium
Tax |
0.69 |
| Flat
Tax |
8.32 |
| Surtax |
3.46 |
| Ma'am
Tax |
2.60 |
| Parking
Fee |
5.00 |
| No
Pkg Fine |
10.00 |
| F.I.C.A. |
81.88 |
| T.G.I.F.
Fund |
9.95 |
| Life
Ins. |
5.85 |
| Health
Ins. |
16.23 |
| Disability |
2.50 |
| Ability |
0.25 |
| Liability
Ins. |
3.41 |
| Dental
Ins. |
4.50 |
| Mental
Ins. |
4.33 |
| Reassurance |
0.11 |
| Coffee |
6.85 |
| Coffee
Cups |
66.51 |
| Calendar |
3.06 |
| Floor
Rental |
16.85 |
| Chair
Rental |
0.32 |
| Desk
Rental |
4.32 |
| Union
Dues |
5.85 |
| Union
Don'ts |
3.77 |
| Cash
Advances |
0.69 |
| Cash
Retreats |
121.35 |
| Overtime |
1.26 |
| Undertime |
54.83 |
| Eastern
Time |
9.00 |
| Central
Time |
8.00 |
| Mountain
Time |
7.00 |
| Pacific
Time |
6.00 |
| Bath
Time |
4.44 |
| Time
Out |
12.21 |
| Oxygen |
10.02 |
| Water |
16.54 |
| Heat |
51.42 |
| Air |
46.83 |
| Misc |
144.38 |
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| Take
Home Pay: |
$0.02 |
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