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MARKETING
EXPLAINED
You
go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the
room. You go up to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed,
how about it?".
- That's Direct Marketing.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across
the room. You give your friend a tenner. She goes up and
says "Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how
about it?".
- That's Advertising.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across
the room. You somehow mop up her mobile number. You call
and chat her up a while and then say "Hi, I am great
in bed, how about it?"
- That's Tele-Marketing.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across
the room. You recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh
her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest,
"Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?".
- That's Customer Relationship Management.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across
the room. You put on your spring boots and walk around playing
Mr. Busy. You put on your best smile and walk around being
Mr. Congenial. You fresh all the Thesaurus links in your
memory and play Mr. Polished. You stand straight, you talk
soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile
like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr.
Gentleman and then you move up to the girl and say, "Hi,
I am great in bed, how about it?".
- That's Hard Selling.
You go to a party, you see an attractive girl across the
room. SHE COMES OVER and says, "Hi, I hear you're great
in bed, how about it?"
- Now THAT is the power of Branding.
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