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101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
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QUOTES
FROM EMPLOYEE APPRAISAL REPORTS
- Since
my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started
to dig.
- His
men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid
curiosity.
- I
would not allow this associate to breed.
- Works
well when under constant supervision and cornered like
a rat in a trap.
- When
she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever foot was previously in there.
- He
would be out of his depth in a puddle.
- This
young lady has delusions of adequacy.
- She
sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
to achieve them.
- This
associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the
better.
- This
associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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