ALL EMPLOYEES - FOUL LANGUAGE AT WORK
has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during
the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be
easily offended, this type of language will be no longer
tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance
of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating
with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING"
phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas
and information can continue in an effective manner without
risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!
SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.
SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.
SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares?
SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.
SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.
SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.
SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.
SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF Another fucking meeting!
SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.
SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. who does this remind
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.
SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.