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WACKY JOB INTERVIEWS

    Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.

  • An applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.

  • An applicant wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.

  • An applicant fell and broke his arm during the interview.

  • A candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office.

  • An applicant explained that her long-term goal was to replace the interviewer.

  • A candidate said he had never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.

  • A balding candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.

  • An applicant said that if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.

  • An applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.

  • A candidate brought a large dog to interview.

  • An applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed while standing up.

  • One candidate dozed off during interview.

  • The employers were also asked to list the "Most unusual" questions that have been asked by job candidates.

  • "What is it that you people do at this company?"

  • "What is the company motto?"

  • "Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"

  • "What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?"

  • "Why do you want references?"

  • "Do I have to dress for the next interview?"

  • "I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

  • "Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?"

  • "Will the company pay to relocate my horse?"

  • "Does your health insurance cover pets?"

  • "Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"

  • "Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"

  • "Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?"

  • "Why am I here?"

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