Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!"
continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen,
start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy.
Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined
due to Platetechtonics then loose him in lingo. Demand
Compensation.
Bring Zippo fluid, light the pins on fire.
Wear Golf Shoes.
Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices.
Dress up like an amish man. Give speaches to others
against the high technology used in bowling.
Play bocci with extra lane balls
Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start
screaming about Platetechtonics again
Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building
beating your own head and speaking in tounges, then sit
down as if nothing happened.
Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.....fish.
Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side
out) then loudly complain about how your hook is off.
Hide behind the pins. Stick your head up, LAUGHING
HYSTERICALLY.
Use a Curling Weight instead, bring a full team of
sweepers.
Throw refuse down the ball return, tell the owner
the trash compactor is busted.
Make your prescence known by arranging pentagrams
out of candles on every lane except yours.
Root for the other team- Bring Banners.
Make fun of your team- Bring Lettuce.
Tell the rival team captain that you just met his
"little girl" walk away mumbling "how bad
things happen"
Bring a foghorn, use at crucial moments
Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs
scream STEEEEEEEEERIKE
Bring a small gold idol, demand the other team pray
to it.
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl
Rent all the shoes, eat them
Blatenly Underscore yourself, then accuse the other
team of cheating
When an opponent is on his backswing, race up and
take his ball, run home.
If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutterballs,
blame platetechtonics
Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your
team, trip everyone
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
SuperGlue Police Whistles to the hand-dryers...leave
town
Walk around asking people why they are here, do this
the whole night
Ask to use the house mic. Say you want to make an
anoucement, expond on the sins of bowling
Name your ball something like "KILLER",
Openly boast to everyone how great you are, bowl terribly.
Do this all night
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a BullHorn.
Bring a dartgun...Be inventive.
Wrestle with your ball. (WWF Style) Ask someone to
ref.
Run around sprinkling "MAGIC FAIRY DUST"
on everyone's balls. Tar works nice.
Sponsor a Really Big Open Bowl Night, Dont even have
a Entrance fee. Advertise it using Every Mass Media known
to man, make the 3rd Prize: $10,000 and a Porshce 2nd
Prize: $5,000 and a trip to Europe 1st Prize: A coffee
mug Then sit back a watch the fights..... leave or Cancel
the whole thing.
Yup. Barack Obama, 44th President of the good old
USA is as Irish as Bono. His great-great-grandfather came from Moneygall
in County Offaly.
To celebrate, we present the song 'There's No One as Irish as Barack Obama',
sung by Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys. It became an instant big hit on
YouTube, getting nearly 400,000 views in the first two weeks.
The band have been invited to Washington DC by Irish American Democrats
to perform at Obama's inauguration party on 19th of Janurary 2009. Go
Irish!
So get practising! To help you out, here's the words
of the song:
