TO DO AT A BOWLING ALLEY
- Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!"
continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
- When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen,
start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy.
- Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined
due to Platetechtonics then loose him in lingo. Demand
- Bring Zippo fluid, light the pins on fire.
- Wear Golf Shoes.
- Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices.
- Dress up like an amish man. Give speaches to others
against the high technology used in bowling.
- Play bocci with extra lane balls
- Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start
screaming about Platetechtonics again
- Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building
beating your own head and speaking in tounges, then sit
down as if nothing happened.
- Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.....fish.
- Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side
out) then loudly complain about how your hook is off.
- Hide behind the pins. Stick your head up, LAUGHING
- Use a Curling Weight instead, bring a full team of
- Throw refuse down the ball return, tell the owner
the trash compactor is busted.
- Make your prescence known by arranging pentagrams
out of candles on every lane except yours.
- Root for the other team- Bring Banners.
- Make fun of your team- Bring Lettuce.
- Tell the rival team captain that you just met his
"little girl" walk away mumbling "how bad
- Bring a foghorn, use at crucial moments
- Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs
- Bring a small gold idol, demand the other team pray
- Rent all the lanes, don't bowl
- Rent all the shoes, eat them
- Blatenly Underscore yourself, then accuse the other
team of cheating
- When an opponent is on his backswing, race up and
take his ball, run home.
- If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutterballs,
- Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your
team, trip everyone
- Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
- SuperGlue Police Whistles to the hand-dryers...leave
- Walk around asking people why they are here, do this
the whole night
- Ask to use the house mic. Say you want to make an
anoucement, expond on the sins of bowling
- Name your ball something like "KILLER",
Openly boast to everyone how great you are, bowl terribly.
Do this all night
- Sit in your lane and heckle others with a BullHorn.
- Bring a dartgun...Be inventive.
- Wrestle with your ball. (WWF Style) Ask someone to
- Run around sprinkling "MAGIC FAIRY DUST"
on everyone's balls. Tar works nice.
- Sponsor a Really Big Open Bowl Night, Dont even have
a Entrance fee. Advertise it using Every Mass Media known
to man, make the 3rd Prize: $10,000 and a Porshce 2nd
Prize: $5,000 and a trip to Europe 1st Prize: A coffee
mug Then sit back a watch the fights..... leave or Cancel
the whole thing.
- Hand out Pamphlets on Patetechtonics.