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101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
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NFL REFEREE COMPLAINTS
- After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas
Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
- Calling "heads or tails" but never getting
any. . . "head" or "tail".
- Players get "the wave". . . refs get "the
finger".
- Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks
pissing off their last remaining fan.
- With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal
use of a racial slur" is meaningless.
- Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref,
we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND!!!
- Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game
is twice as risky.
- Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but
for me it's black and white week after week after week!
- Don King only bribes boxing judges.
- Official rule books not made in Braille.
- I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's
MY helmet and pads?
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