15.
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they
raved about in the last time management course you sent
me to."
13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective
people!"
10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination
Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory
seminar you made me attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work related stress."
7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out a solution to our biggest problem."
6. "The coffee machine is broken...."
5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just
won't wear off!"
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms
of the workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact
lens without hands."
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
AT YOUR DESK:
"Amen"
